I’ve been getting to know myself extremely well. To be more specific, I’ve been getting to know my SCENT extremely well. The heat of the last few days have brought us together in ways I’ve never imagined possible.
The real shock of the weather comes as a result of the fake-me-out cool front that came by last week and successfully duped me into believing that it would stay for the remainder of my visit. I was actually sleeping with a cover (a thin sheet thrown over my legs, but still)!
But oooohh no, it was definitely too good to be true. So as of this past weekend (I remember Saturday being an alarmingly ripe and sticky one) I’ve been coming to terms with who I am.
You may be thinking that I just need to kick up my deodorant game, but multiple applications a day still do little or nothing to combat the beast. Not to mention that my deodorant already wasn’t packing too much of a punch: Tom’s “let me barely disguise your body odor with a hint of calendula for the greater part of 2 hours unless you decide to move in which case let’s call it 30 minutes” of Maine – I’m sure you’re familiar with the popular choice of bohemians across the land. That’s what I’m working with.
Sigh.
Resistance is futile.
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you're better than I. I remember that thick "scent" that permeated any closed in space that was inevitibly packed with hot, sweaty bodies. I sacrifice my health to the aluminum bicarbonite in the name of not being smelly.
ReplyDeleteI find toms works best for me when their is no hair under my pits. I have been aluminum free for over a year now.
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